Java Juice!

Why am I writing about coffee houses in New England?  I'm self-employed, spend a lot of time in different coffee shops across New England, and my future wife wants me to entertain her with my writing more (or maybe she's just trying to keep me out of the living room, I'm not sure).  But, like much of my life, I see some nutty stuff, and funny things often seem to happen to me.

Here's the criteria:

Cappucino - (1 - 10):
Ambiance - (1 - 10):
Snootiness Level - (1 - 10):

Staff - (1 - 10):
Cleanliness - (1 - 10):
Strangest thing that happened while I visited:

Enjoy!